Laffs 4 Scala! Announcing Scala LOLZ library

All,

When writing scala have you ever Can has?   have you ever do not want?  Well now you can in viable scala code!  Announcing the creation of the Scala LOLZ library!  The entire purpose of this library is blow of steam, and enjoy yourself for a bit coming up with silly idioms in scala code.  Here's some examples from the current codebase:

import can.haz.lolz._

• The emphatic operator

someExpr !!!!!!!!!   ///Verifies someExpr is not null

• The questioning operator

x ?!!?  ///Asserts x is not null

• Throwing runtime exception

O NOES !!   //Throws a new RuntimeException("DO NOT WANT");

• Improved Assertions

Can has { somevalue != 0 }    //asserts that somevalue != 0
Can has somevalue ?           //asserts that some value is not null and returns it

• Improved Equality

sometin IZ sometinElse ?

• Improved pattern matching

sometin.WTF[A] OMG {
    case Cheezburger(x) => println("nom nom " + x)
  } OMG {
    case x => O NOES !!
  } ?!!?


I'm leaving the project open to anyone who needs a humurous distraction for a few hours (like I did) and wishes to contribute.   It's currently licensed under the "Please don't use my name if you use this library" license.  It is currently located on github.


Enjoy!
-Josh

I think what David meant to say was: ROFLOLMAO. ;)

- Colin